George W. Bush inspired funny facebook status updates

George W is...

1. sure that they misunderestimated me!
2. adamant that if we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure!
3. on a mission because for every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings and, folks, this is unacceptable in America!
4. positive that the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.
5. believing in what I believe — I believe what I believe is right.
6. not wanting to sound like I have made no mistakes. I'm confident I have. I'm not as quick on my feet as I should be in coming up with one.
7. just wanting you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace.
8. letting you know, fool me once, shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again!
9. aware that our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.
10. agonizing that too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country.
11. reminding you, teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test